By david - 28/04/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
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Charlesdenfreude 0

Wow, that's like the healthiest activity I've ever heard of

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Rellikiox 0

#9 while driving Believe me, bite a cigarette is the less than could happen to you.

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spiffles 0

haha YDI for attempting to eat smoke and drive at the same time. well written though haha

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BillieJ 0

Wow... driving, smoking, and eating french fries all the at the same time. Sounds like accidentally eating a cigarette is the least of your problems.

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your_life_sux 0

#5. bahahaa. damn true. thats what you get for smoking a cancer stick.

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kwbuzz23wk 0

you could not pull away from your cig long enough to eat a meal? FYL indeed

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snoe0216 0

Why do you all hate on smokers? It's a lifestyle choice, and it was her decision to smoke and eat at the same time (I've done it!). It sucks that you bit into it though! You aren't supposed to do that! lol

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111615 0

ya it is a lifestyle choice... a bad one!!! plus eating greesy fries just makes it worse

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tedirvine 2

it's a lifestyle choice that harms everybody around them too. personally, I don't care if u want to kill yourself, just don't kill other in the process.

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eleanor_rigby 0

You deserve it for both smoking and eating while driving.

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slutsstud 0

How is this possible???? I can't help but call this one fake.

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sydney9_fml 0

ummm heck yes they would... there's rat poisoning and arson and methane in those things...

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