By david - 28/04/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 154
You deserved it 111 358

Same thing different taste

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Wow, that's like the healthiest activity I've ever heard of

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Funnybunny_fml 3

wow...your an idiot. don't smoke while driving it's a disgusting habit. I bet you just loved that urine because that is what some of the cig is made out of. Ether way your damaging your body, fries are fatty and go down to your stomach, cigarettes can kill you and go down to your lungs. so by the time your 35 your fat or died. pick one.

lol @ #30 - and made late on his way to a job interview or finals exam :P On the way to work - so french fries and cigs for breakfast?

Lol, for some reason this amuses me. I watched an episode of CSI once where a woman was eating cigarettes for snacks because she was kind of unstable I guess... It made a cool crunching noise. I wouldn't eat them, nor would I smoke them though. Though smoking is a life choice, I wouldn't suggest smoking and eating simultaneously. Smoking and driving isn't that bad. My Ma does it all the time (though I get irritated when she does it and I'm in the car), but I wouldn't advise smoking, eating, and driving all at once. Even though it was just a fry... Hahaha.

npk1112 0

Lets see....you were stuffing your face with artery clogging fast food, while smoking cancer-causing cigarettes...while driving? You must have a death wish of astronomic proportions! YDI. If you want to kill yourself just hang yourself in the privacy of your own room.....don't triple-play it on the road where you can hurt or kill innocent victims too!

Theos_fml 0

#23 thanks for asking what everyone was wondering.

Gross, smoking AND eatting at the same time? #34, I wanted to cry for you when I read your post. Then I saw your picture.. and I think you probably do plenty of crying on your own. Plus there is so much unintelligible garble in your post.. I honestly don't know where to begin. Is "Funnybunny" an ironic username? You seem so full of sadness.

holy **** people.. smoking isnt as bad as its made out to be... ur all just little sheep that go believing in everything the government and whoever says.. statistics may prove that lung cancer is a result of chronic smoking.. however in my opinion nicotine is the best drug ever.. its the only drug that makes u feel how u want to feel without short term consiquences.. people need to stop being so fickle n find some shit out for themselves..

I don't get why everyone is looking down on fast food though. It's not like you haven't tried it at least once. And just for the record, before anyone goes pointing the "You're a fat ass" finger because I chose to say something about it, I weigh 89 pounds, and I'm five feet tall. I highly doubt that is overweight. Fast good every once in a while won't kill you. Some people don't have time to make meals every night. Or... in the afternoon when they're in a rush to get somewhere. Just felt like saying that.

you should be 89 lbs if your only 5 feet tall... that's not an acomplishment