yooo you all need to chilll

Math 101: french fries = fast food = cigarettes they both kill you slowly, so what's the deal eatting your cigarette. you might want to try to smoke the fries too.

#47 go **** urself

Today, I am a cigarette. Some idiot was smoking me, and eating chips at the same time. They mistook me for a chip. I got eaten alive. FML. i am so surprised that someone hasnt done this already i dont get what peoples obssession is with doing a fml from someone elses point of view they are NEVER EVEN FUNNY YOU IDIOTS. so just to clarify i dont think i am being funny here i am making a point about the idiots who always do it and think they are being funny, the goons.

Just with the first line, YDI.

I don't know which is dumber. Smoking while eating, smoking while eating as you're driving, or smoking.

Cigarettes do not contain all the stuff people say it has. Methane is flammable-so you probably won't be breathing it in. There's no urine either. If any of you have been in a chemistry class, you probably would realize that it's mostly formed in the chemical reactions that take place (many possibilities and not always with the same yield). And of course, when reacting chemicals, you must wear safety glasses, a lab apron, and dispose of the waste when you are done (and most kids don't eat the experiment-or breath it in for that matter). Cigarettes do cause cancer-It's because the chemicals in it will cause a cells surface proteins to stop working (usually by messing with the cell's DNA. Anything would do that, but only some things can get through the membranes) so that it no longer detects boundaries. It reacts to the "open space" with rapid growth to fill the "gap" and heal the nonexistant injury. These cells are still part of of your body, so your immune system will not destroy them. They are only loosely attached too-they are concentrating on multiplying and not binding, so they will easily break off into the bloodstream and spread. The cancerous cells will then multiply elsewhere and stifle the healthy cells and use up lots of resources without really releasing anything into the bloodstream to signify it. After that you will die.

#58 get the **** over yourself you motherlicking bag of piss

By the way, #56 is right, it's annoying.

Awe Damn.