By david - 28/04/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
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Charlesdenfreude 0

Wow, that's like the healthiest activity I've ever heard of

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Komatose 0

#35 It is soooo ironic that you misspelled "moron." and at the OP, I don't judge you, but that's hilarious!

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Theos_fml 0

#40 is right-go for long term things...like death...

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Amphysvena 11

eh, why not? we're going to die sometime, anyway.

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lucie_fml 0

that sucks so badly. :) you made my life a little funnier. thanks.

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Lambshanks 0

Cigarettes, french fries and a non exercise based method of travel? Why don't you just speed up the process by driving with your eyes closed!

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Mhmthathappened 0

Not like pot is it? Just doesn't have that same effect, does it?

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ihateyouall 0

YDI for being a dirty smoking bastard. why the **** is this a **** my life when you are the one who is ******* there life up by smoking.

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CathXPeters 0

Real nice..... That must have sucked.

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Mhmthathappened 0

It's not like eating pot, is it? Just doesn't have that same "smoking effect" Lmao. Dumbass. Seriously. Who smokes, eats and drives at the same time? Multi-tasking my not be your thing (ignore my first comment. I didn't finish it. haha)

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24788 6

Yuck, I could not imagine the taste of a ciggarette.

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