By Clare - 21/02/2011 23:15 - Canada

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Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
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akd1v 0

who the hell talks about the bible during sex anyways ?

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ilovejorgerabara 3

Who the hell has a conversation during sex anyways?

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Perksofbeingawal 0

That's so disrespectful... ;/ your boyfriend is rude

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quadder 0

sweet zombie Jesus, if your not a bible Humper than stay away

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KaylieeJay 4

"Babe if you don't stop talking about the bible during sex, you are going to be saying it to your left hand from now on." Was that so hard?

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rattusrattus 18

That's... disturbing. And I'm not a fan of the whole 'dirty girl' sex talk. Inserting preaching into it just takes it to a previously undiscovered level of bizarre.

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IMveryHUNGRY 3

Does he ever talk about the part where the bible says adultery is a sin?

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enoughgrace 4

We can deduct that #45 isn't a bible reader.

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I_love_my_bug 1

#45 was correct. Adultery is sex outside of marriage, while fornication is pre marital sex. Both are condemned in the Bible.

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ILOVELOTR 3

Thank you! I hate it when people who don't even read the Bible say dumb things about it or what's in it.

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GangstaGalahleio 0

WHHAAT?! He must really be into jesus. just saayin.

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dudehaha 4

why would you talk about it general, never mind just in sex.

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roguesurfguy 0

people who believe in creator like to talk about it. hope this helps for yournquestion

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whorecrux 0

haiku time! In the beginning this was a revelation now I need Mr. Hand. -bows-

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carmenm 6

mister isn't 6 syllables you idiot if you're going to correct people do it properly

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lizzlove 5

i enjoyed this poem xD

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AEverydayDouche 1

You´re right that it´s 6 syllables in the last line but you´re suppose to count moras in haikus and I think its 7 moras in the last line. (need = 1 long syllable = 2 moras) If you´re going to correct people correct something that matters...

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cptmorgan15 2

He was saying that the last verse was six syllables, when really it should only be five. So take what you so ignorantly blurted out to him and apply it to yourself. Dumbass.

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Privations_fml 3

If you yell, "Oh God!!!", will he smack you for 'saying the lord's name in vain'?

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Dragons_corner 6

read the bible it never says that it talks about you preach his word then not doing it which is taking He's name in vain. calling yourself a Christian and not doing Christian thing is taking the Lords name in vain. God damn and oh God is allowed.

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HeartOnSleeves 8

this post was made in like 2011, but one of the ten commandments are " Thou shalt not say the Lords name in vain." thank you.

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