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By Clare - 21/02/2011 23:15 - Canada

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Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML

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By Username - 21/12/2010 05:09

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 04:35 - United States - Long Beach

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML

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By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

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Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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By alicia - 20/12/2012 22:45 - Canada - Montreal

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Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML

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By ... - 06/06/2011 07:44 - Australia

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

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By WWJD - 01/03/2017 12:00 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and I lustfully requested we try doggy style this time. He responded, "No, Jesus wouldn't like that." FML

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By bunnyluver4545 - 11/01/2012 05:42 - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 02:00

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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By anonymous - 14/02/2011 13:45 - United States

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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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By O_o - 09/02/2014 00:42 - United States - Simi Valley

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Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

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akd1v 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:35

who the hell talks about the bible during sex anyways ?

ilovejorgerabara 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:36

Who the hell has a conversation during sex anyways?

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nickflackafury 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 9:54

well maybe if you were better at sex he wouldn't have to make boring conversation. ever think of that? selfish.

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 22 February 2011 10:05

He's gonna ask to nail you on a cross next.

enoughgrace 4

Tuesday 22 February 2011 14:51

dirty, but funny.

mattitucklove01 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 10:17

to much drama , time for the right guy to understand! dump him as soon as possible'. .

Bekll 31

Tuesday 22 February 2011 10:26

That's hilariously funny!

pdp_fml 21

Tuesday 22 February 2011 10:33

Op, I wonder just how good a Christian he is. You aren't married to him, so you shouldn't be fornicating (having sex without being married).

chey2011 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 11:41

you fail

DjeePee 24

Tuesday 22 February 2011 13:34

Technically it isn't a fail. I mean, OP's boyfriend sounds like a real Bible-humper to me, you know, the kind that condemns sexual intercourse before marriage. It's a little bit ironic.

punkywaffle 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 11:02

I guess he ***** ass for the lord

lolitaababy 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 11:06

oh my god ahahahahahahahahahah I pictured more of a bible study type convo but this is brilliant

Meaningless 1

Tuesday 22 February 2011 12:06

Ew, I hate Bible-thumpers.

Onishadowolf 1

Tuesday 22 February 2011 12:38

......WTF is ur bf Justin Bieber or Kirk Cameron??

klong91 7

Tuesday 22 February 2011 12:54

What a freak!

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