By GM38 - 23/06/2012 02:57 - United States - Melbourne

Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
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Nevereverland 8

Congrats!! At least it wasn't a positive HIV test.

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marcranger 28

80, referring to an embryo/ a fetus (unclear how far along OP is) as a "precious baby" sounds a lot worse.

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klovemachine 24

This has the makings of a Dr. Phil episode, maybe Maury :D

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Betterthink4 6

Now you've learned not to get a divorce before/after a complete pregnancy test

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MillerBeerTime 5

Well...that's what you get for being a condescending, over-dramatic, senseless, insecure person. You DEFINITELY deserved the situation you most likely put yourself in.

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MissMae93 23

114 - I'm sorry, but I don't understand your logic at all.

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LN666 2

everything happens for a reason. :) hope it all works out for the best. Sorry to hear aswel.

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PinkFun1969 9

So when us the new wedding?

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sierra142 19

My daughter was an 'it' until we found out 'it' was a she. She was a very much wanted baby. Don't judge someone's parenting on that. It's silly.

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monkers 10

This is your fault. If you stopped loving him enough to divorce him then you shouldn't be sleeping with him in the first place. Or at least use a fricken condom. You should know the consequences of having unprotected sex. Especially with someone you don't love.

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dubstep12 8

She could have got pregnant before the divorce.. And didn't know until they got divorced.. ._.

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kate3101 15

Here's a radical notion. Perhaps she still loved him and had conflicting feelings. Marriage and divorce can be complicated - it's not like breaking up with your 8th grade boyfriend.

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monkers 10

As tough as getting a divorce may be, you don't just wake up one morning and decide to end your marriage of twenty years. You think about it for a while. Things obviously weren't going good so they should have never decided to sleep together in the first place.

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choff47436 4

I think you are right. If you are thinking about leaving him you really shouldn't be screwing him.

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buttercup1998 5

Bitch shut up she's going through enough!

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choff47436 4

She could of swallowed

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