Grab a few extension cords from around the house- a USB cord, an iPhone cord, etc (or whatever phone you use) and place them on and wrapped around you. Go as a "random hookup" :)

If you have clothes similar to what you'd wear to a club, dress up, use your makeup to put yourself in character and be a zombie superstar/dead diva or something. Red food coloring or baby powder do wonders for special effects makeup. With Halloween, there's no such thing as over-the-top! (unless you go as a nudist)

You deserved it bc why would you live in an isolated city in the first place?

Ontario? Our postal service isn't the greatest, granted, but if you know that deliveries take a while then you should've ordered it sooner. The best costumes are made at home with random shit lying around. Skull facepaint + buttloads of rolled gauze + fake blood = undead mummy. I did it once. Didn't have enough gauze so I went as a slutty undead mummy. Went over amazingly at the party o went to.

halloween costumes are SUCH a rip off

U could wear it next year!

Why buy one costing that much? Anyway, can't you at least return it? FYL

Kill someone that is just a little fatter than you, step into their skin and cut out holes for breathing and so on!

At least you'll have a killer costume for next year

so what type of costume is that exactly?