By gemma - 11/09/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom - Belfast

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Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML
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DrDilllonReese 12

I'd suggest you go run a lap... Or 10... Thousand...

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123amanda123 14

that is a visual I could have lived without ...

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delicious69 5

Ummm… that visual of someone lifting a fat roll to enter you will be forever burned into my mind…Gross

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bookworm713 14

I can understand your situation. I am overweight due to a medical issue and it makes it impossible for me to lose weight. Just try to be healthy and love yourself their who you are. I'm sure you are a beautiful person.

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pengin 13

You're sure that they are a beautiful person--- when all you know is that they are overweight? *fail* IDK how you think you can assert that unless you're just trying to make yourself and OP feel better about being overweight. While OP may be a nice person, overweight people can still be total assholes just like anyone else. Also-- btw-- using medical reasons for inability to lose weight is bs. How about trying to eat less or just walk?? If you've tried anything/ consulted your dr etc-- there IS something you can do.

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spottyblanket 8

why did you feel the need to share this op, have some class! Yuck!

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brandonjd25 3

Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Fatty mcfay. Just consider yourself lucky he's still willing to enter you. Not I.....

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MuseFan1991 14

for all those people saying they can't exercise due to a medical condition, you don't need to pump iron at the gym to lose weight. little things like taking the stairs or going to a bus stop further away can make all the difference. also, reducing your calorie intake is obviously necessary. i'm on 1200 calories a day and have started power walking for 20 minutes a day, as i can't run because i get horrible shin splints. i've only been doing it for a week and already i feel better for it. i'm aiming to lose 2 stone (35lb) in 2 years. if i can do it anyone can!

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pengin 13

Agreed-- it's just an excuse.

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pengin 13

Agreed, it is just an excuse people use to find something to blame their weight on. Good luck and good job being responsible for yourself and trying to get in shape! :) also-- sorry for double posting, my original comment didn't show up! :O

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Yes, she does, because not everyone's a shallow asshole like you. Amazing concept.

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