By jo - 20/02/2010 10:47 - United States

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Today, I finally got to hook up with this hot guy I'd been talking to for a few weeks. To my surprise, he was sinfully drunk when he arrives. As we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me. FML
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tokintot07 0

well don't **** him if he's drunk. i hope you made him clean it up.

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eeeeeeee 5

You 'finally got to?' You sound like a child who's just been allowed to go to the amusement park for the first time. Quit placing so much importance on hooking up with idiots.

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xHabsfanx 0

Well now you have a brown stain to always remember him by.

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daisy1vargas 0

omg that is really sick!!! ewww sorry an no u didn't desever it cause for those who don't have sex often when drunk guys do better lol we have higher expectations unlike when sober. well I would say don't talk to him Eva again that was just over all discusting. try getting that outta ur head at the next hook up.

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jbomber95 4

wow he must been like f**ck the shit out of u? sure n starts to **** u like a monster then *****

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kiltsaresexy 4

ydi for taking advantage. Wouldn't you be upset if the first time you got with him, you were smashed and you shit on his carpet? fhl not yours.

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oneforme 0

baby just take a shit of your own and while he is passed out put ur turd in his mouth

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xlovelessx 0

eeew what is he an untrained dog!? nyways I think ydi. xD learn from " having sex with a drunk guy"

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