By jo - 20/02/2010 10:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally got to hook up with this hot guy I'd been talking to for a few weeks. To my surprise, he was sinfully drunk when he arrives. As we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me. FML
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tokintot07 0

well don't **** him if he's drunk. i hope you made him clean it up.

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eeeeeeee 5

You 'finally got to?' You sound like a child who's just been allowed to go to the amusement park for the first time. Quit placing so much importance on hooking up with idiots.

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kayvan 8

YDI for being a ***** who hooks up with a drunk guy.

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hoSSome 5

Do u not understand that this is probably a dude ******* another dude right?

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goldenone 2

wait. if he got the shit ****** out of him that means you were on top? nice! we need more like you

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beer01 0

Well, he was probably hard... So she's just not gunna sit down on the side, she's gunna sit and ride him.

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slimm_shadyy 0

But you liked it.

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GodWillSaveUsAll 0

well for starters this is obv a **** talking about giving another drunk **** anal.. therefor that's why he said "**** this shit out of him"

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noype 0

You're lucky you're not facing charges for taking advantage of a drunk person.

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RIKANA 0

please please please, bump him! just becouse you love him dosent mean he is right for you. showing up at your house drunk, should have been a dead ringer. RI

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