By dgilbs - 27/08/2012 14:50 - United States - Cheboygan

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 024
You deserved it 37 918

Same thing different taste

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Strange. When I get a new car, I always park it so far in the back that no one would ever park near it.

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GirlOnFire143 6
jovizzle 8

App** - abbreviation for "Application" Ap - abbreviation for "Alternative Press" (magazine) or "Advanced Placement" (school). Long story short, learn how to spell. Jesus.

GirlOnFire143 6

My apologies. That was a typo, thanks for the corrections.

musicluvr2000 11

38- thank you for that brief AP English lesson.

38 - He/she missed one "p". Don't be such a tight ass about it. Grammar nazis are becoming more and more like... Worse than nazis...

How do you forget you got a new car so easily? If I got a new car I'd be thinking about how awesome it is 24/7 for the next week or two. But that's just me, haha.

You should make a donation to your local police department or their charity of choice to cover the costs of their wasted time .

How do you forget you brought a new car?

Solution: Park the car in your enemy's driveway before the cops notice.

Irrelevant, because OP reported the wrong car anyway.

Wait, you mean no one stole your 1995 Geo Prizm? This is why I usually drive people around the parking lot very slowly when their car gets 'stolen.'

Now is the perfect time to steal his old car. The cops will never believe OP twice.

Humans are creatures of habit. OP is used to looking for the older car. Add to that the frustration of shopping at costco, it's not far fetched to think OP had the new car slip their mind.

challan 19

My mother reported her car stolen once when she drove my jeep to work. You feel like a douche, but it happens. Good comment.

Motherfookers 4
mariet_fml 23

How do you know OP is rich, or a kid? OP did not necessarily buy a car fresh from the factory, it's just new to him/her.