Miscellaneous: Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten...

By dgilbs - 27/08/2012 14:50 - United States - Cheboygan

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

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You deserved it 37 918

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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By Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML

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You deserved it 504

Classic case of the Mondays

By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML

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You deserved it 583

By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By Melinie - 24/06/2012 03:23 - United States

Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML

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You deserved it 1 905

By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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You deserved it 2 191

Help!

By ritz - 10/09/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 56 246

By nofinal - 10/12/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML

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You deserved it 30 627

Beep Beep Who's Got the Keys to the Jeep

By Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML

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You deserved it 3 398

By snowbunny - 12/02/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML

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You deserved it 31 523

doubledee93 6

Monday 27 August 2012 19:02

guess someone shouldve had their v8

airforce987 20

Monday 27 August 2012 19:03

Strange. When I get a new car, I always park it so far in the back that no one would ever park near it.

Comments

GirlOnFire143 6

Monday 27 August 2012 19:25

there's an ap for that.

jovizzle 8

Monday 27 August 2012 19:28

App** - abbreviation for "Application" Ap - abbreviation for "Alternative Press" (magazine) or "Advanced Placement" (school). Long story short, learn how to spell. Jesus.

GirlOnFire143 6

Monday 27 August 2012 19:30

My apologies. That was a typo, thanks for the corrections.

musicluvr2000 11

Monday 27 August 2012 23:25

38- thank you for that brief AP English lesson.

pokefan813 16

Tuesday 28 August 2012 5:50

38 - He/she missed one "p". Don't be such a tight ass about it. Grammar nazis are becoming more and more like... Worse than nazis...

FalconSam1414 19

Monday 27 August 2012 19:26

How do you forget you got a new car so easily? If I got a new car I'd be thinking about how awesome it is 24/7 for the next week or two. But that's just me, haha.

trucker67 10

Monday 27 August 2012 19:28

You should make a donation to your local police department or their charity of choice to cover the costs of their wasted time .

stormchaser24 24

Monday 27 August 2012 19:28

How do you forget you brought a new car?

llamafish 25

Monday 27 August 2012 19:36

Solution: Park the car in your enemy's driveway before the cops notice.

Annis_x3 7

Thursday 30 August 2012 7:45

Irrelevant, because OP reported the wrong car anyway.

bripoin 2

Monday 27 August 2012 19:54

BEST SPOT IN THE LOT!!!!

AholeCop 11

Monday 27 August 2012 19:59

Wait, you mean no one stole your 1995 Geo Prizm? This is why I usually drive people around the parking lot very slowly when their car gets 'stolen.'

AholeCop 11

Monday 27 August 2012 20:18

Now is the perfect time to steal his old car. The cops will never believe OP twice.

Justin0481 5

Monday 27 August 2012 20:23

Humans are creatures of habit. OP is used to looking for the older car. Add to that the frustration of shopping at costco, it's not far fetched to think OP had the new car slip their mind.