Miscellaneous: Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot....

By Melinie - 24/06/2012 03:23 - United States

Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By dgilbs - 27/08/2012 14:50 - United States - Cheboygan

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By HumanNature - 01/02/2009 00:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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Classic case of the Mondays

By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

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the_true_batman 10

Sunday 24 June 2012 9:06

"Hey buddy, I'll help you steal this car so I can park there."

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Sunday 24 June 2012 9:06

Knowing the justice system, good luck OP

Comments

darkmis1 17

Sunday 24 June 2012 17:32

Yes, because obviously you would steal a car and then come back to park your own there. Makes total sense.

meethi1742 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 19:07

I hope they believe you.

pandaRanda 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 19:13

Omg. **** the police. Those idiots

LilysTillie 7

Sunday 24 June 2012 19:22

Why exactly would you steal her car, go get your car & park it in the same spot? The lady's just being silly & I'm sure the cope would know that!

Marissa1586 18

Sunday 24 June 2012 19:45

Dumb asses

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 24 June 2012 20:23

Ummm, this site is to share bad moments in life, not just "my life is ruined" things.

gilliaga 4

Sunday 24 June 2012 20:48

Oh, that sucks.

Ajwc101 24

Sunday 24 June 2012 23:28

Good luck OP. You may need it.

dmoz 7

Monday 25 June 2012 0:07

Yet another example of why the World thinks Americans are idiots..

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 25 June 2012 0:18

Guess who won't be making detective?

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