By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.

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girlygeek004 8

That sucks, but at the same time you kinda deserve it for buying $90 moisturizer

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cetlawizard 15

Really? $90? You shouldn't waste money on stuff you can get for $5-10 @ your local supermarket....if you don't , then you're spending $80 too much for the same stuff with a different label/name on it & quit complaining. I say YDI for paying $90 & not getting him some jerkins for jacking.

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cetlawizard 15

For those of you who made comments about putting burning lotion, etc in the bottle for her man....try it on yourself before you say ignorant crap like that....nobody should burn their genitals & nobody should spend $90 on cheap moisturizers that the price is jacked up because of the name on the bottle. :)

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mdr1214 0

What? It's good enough for you but not his penis. Sounds selfish

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porcelainkisses 5

YDI for spending that much on moisturizer!

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Athga 0

It's a sign: don't buy $90 moisturizer.

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sunshine0222 2

Why are you using lotion that's that expensive?!lol

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SSgt 0

Well you've gotta use the best for your best friend...

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