By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.

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Jamesskop 4

get him a cheep bottle for his christmas present this year. :)

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julian24245 0

I think the real crime here is the $90 per bottle.

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daaniel69 6

Well he likes to have expensive sessions..;)

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xx10hope 2

Why would you pay $90 for mouisturizer?

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tdrtnlz 7

Doesn't he realise that it's supposed to have wrinkles?

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neonberries 15

Well it must be the beat if you spend $90 on it!

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GajaLou 0

Shouldn't you better be worrying about why your boyfriend is still wanking, though he has you(a girlfriend)?

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angrynegro7 16

At least he wasn't using it to lube you up for buttsex!

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ChantalT 1

Sucks. 90$ wow && Jacks off while he has you, good luck.

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