By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.

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alij88 5

Even when you're not giving it to him, he's still giving it to you

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Saladman918 7

We don't know what is what, we just know it works

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mazdamanpr5 3

I think that maybe, just maybe, you should consider leaving him. Who cares what the cost of the lube is, the problem is that he feels that he needs to do that while you are around. Or maybe talk to him, you may have said something to him that has made him feel insecure in bed and he feels he needs to "prepare" to keep you interested !

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cat0720 9

For all you ******* moronic guys (and ignorant girls): First of all, that moisturizer could have been for a medical condition. So stop saying '$90 OMG She's so rich and selfish!' It might be so she doesn't have an allergic reaction and die!! Second, girls don't have sex with guys every time they want to. What type of ******* idea is that? That's so sexist!! You're just saying that girls are good for nothing but sex. Third, the guy should have asked or bought his own lotion/lube. That guy is a ******* jerk for taking from her expensive (and possibly necessary) moisturizer. Would he like it if she used his razor for shaving her legs? No! He would throw a fit and bitch and moan about it. So SHUT THE **** UP!!! I don't care who dislikes this by the way. It's the truth and everyone needs to know it.

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youshitme 9

And... Don't forget that OP is from Australia, everything here is two to three times the price of what you'd pay for things in US or UK, for example. So, she isn't posh, she's looking after her skin and using what Americans would pay less than 30 bucks for. So, not only has she a ******** for a boyfriend, she also lives in the most expensive country in the world. Poor girl.

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cuddlebunny3548 11

You bought a $90 moisturizer?

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iammenotyoi 4

He's got high standards, you should be proud.

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Suks2beeme 7

That's one way to make your dick look 10 years younger!

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