By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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KingOfOreos 0

he doesn't want to be bit durr lol

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MedChew 19

****** Dentata, scary thing.

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M00N25 0

****** dentada is a MYTH. It says so in wiki... so I'm not sure how that makes it real

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MedChew 19

I know, but it's still a horrible mental imagery.

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that_is_Nathy 9

Better save then sorry? If one time a girl hides a bear trap in there all of that wasn't in vain. And probably there are mutant girls out there, waiting for a guy to eat ... with their ******... You gonna feel stupid then^^

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

After reading this three times, I still do not know what this person is talking about.

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SeedlessMe 13

I read it and understood it... What's not to get? I thought it was funny, Nathy!.. Not sure what these guys problems are.. =)

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geeksaresexy 18

Ok I think this is what I got from that comment.. Better safe then sorry. A girl might hide a bear trap in there and then he'd no longer be a paranoid weirdo. There might be mutant girls out there with teeth, waiting for an unsuspecting guy to come along so they can eat them with their ******... You would feel stupid then. I don't think the comment was THAT clear but I still got it..

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Synapse_fml 0

she'd have to be pretty loose to fit fucken trap up there

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geeksaresexy 18

That's what I thought too.. Could have one of those anti-rape devices though..

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itsgen 16

12 is just pain stupid SMH

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Rosalie_Haostn 0

Thank you geeksaresexy for clarifying. I was SO lost.

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GtheGringo 3

ME+COITUS+SHEEP=PARTY

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Ugi 26

You should let him catch you one day brushing yourself with a tooth brush!

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leemurcat 5

Please please please do this ^

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mthurston 14

And take video ;)

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A7X_LoVeee 10

You're better off not knowing.

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a_nutritionist 10

a tooth brush is this device they invented long ago to clean the teeth, avoid decay, becterial build up and reduce the risk of infection.

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Because vaginas are just another mouth! Idiot males.

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Mysanitywins 10

They are. How do you think I lost my penis? U so silly :D

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jacob4848 4

Boys are smarter then girls because they have two heads. Girls talk more then boys because they have to lips.

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johnnyryall 3

Quote. Of. The. Year. No sarcasm in that, either.

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TheRealHouse 7

I love chill pills

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cgchamp89 7

I think, what they are trying to say, is that your comments, are difficult, to, read, because of all the, commas. I'm not, trying, to read, a book, or take, an English class, okay?

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dancerNsinger4li 0

Lol oh Pendatik, I love you! That was too funny.

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cgchamp89 7

Awe man, you figured me out. Damn you! Don't get so butt hurt... it's the Internet. If you couldn't tell, I was joking. Hence the millions of commas and sarcasm.

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gtwerd 0

If you dnt care why did you even respond? Also attacking the person in an argument is a pathetic tactic better luck next time... oh and its fml not a thesis paper no one is impressed by your sentences..

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cgchamp89 7

Wait, one more thing... not sure which country you live in, but you can't sue your English teacher for failing to teach you how to properly use a comma.

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schaflava 0

pendatik always has something to say, hense the 6000+ comments on FML. Making others feel inferior is almost as sweet as oral sex, however, no ones cumming to the party bitch. I do hope you get sex soon. freudson

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

What the hell are you all suddenly talking about?!

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