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By poops - 27/01/2010 03:14 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML

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By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 18:16 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 13:34

Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML

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By cpmagnusox - 17/03/2020 08:30

Today, my girlfriend and I are so close that we both describe our poops in detail to each other. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML

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lexuality 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:19

So your gf has a sense of humour? Oh you poor thing your life is ruined. Come on this isn't an fml. :)

anorexicbarbie 8

Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:18

so?

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GlaoigharAirm 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 20:47

Good god this is ******* disgusting!

animalcrosser5 0

Friday 29 January 2010 0:11

Guys do this kind of stuff all the time. Why should it be a big deal when girls do it?

NoteMyGrin 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:22

Gross. ):

cookie_34 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:59

ayee me and my basketball teammates do tha same ish..... we just spend tooooooo much time together

bryttanicutter 2

Friday 29 January 2010 12:34

I give mine names of people I hate :)

PointyGorman 0

Friday 29 January 2010 18:29

don't date Americans >_<

fickendichdu 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:53

It was like the space shuttle challenger ended up everywhere.

clahdupe 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:18

HAHAHAHAHAHAH YOUR GIRLFRIEND KICKS ASS

iheartjustinsane 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:26

This is funny, but how is it an FML?

stewpididiot 11

Wednesday 7 April 2010 7:07

Do they play Battleshits ???

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Today, my dad was in town for a day. We only had about 3 hours to do something so we left right away. Right as we were about to leave my dad's slutty girlfriend came by for a "surprise visit". My dad told me he would be right back. They had sex for 2 hours and 45 minutes. In total, we talked for 15 minutes. FML

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