Health: Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare...

By poops - 27/01/2010 03:14 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML

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By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 18:16 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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You deserved it 5 195

By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

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You deserved it 1 377

By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 13:34

Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML

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By cpmagnusox - 17/03/2020 08:30

Today, my girlfriend and I are so close that we both describe our poops in detail to each other. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing. FML

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You deserved it 1 283

By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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You deserved it 3 473

By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

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You deserved it 61 461

By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML

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You deserved it 2 594

lexuality 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:19

So your gf has a sense of humour? Oh you poor thing your life is ruined. Come on this isn't an fml. :)

anorexicbarbie 8

Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:18

so?

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GlaoigharAirm 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 20:47

Good god this is ******* disgusting!

animalcrosser5 0

Friday 29 January 2010 0:11

Guys do this kind of stuff all the time. Why should it be a big deal when girls do it?

NoteMyGrin 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:22

Gross. ):

cookie_34 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:59

ayee me and my basketball teammates do tha same ish..... we just spend tooooooo much time together

bryttanicutter 2

Friday 29 January 2010 12:34

I give mine names of people I hate :)

PointyGorman 0

Friday 29 January 2010 18:29

don't date Americans >_<

fickendichdu 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:53

It was like the space shuttle challenger ended up everywhere.

clahdupe 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:18

HAHAHAHAHAHAH YOUR GIRLFRIEND KICKS ASS

iheartjustinsane 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:26

This is funny, but how is it an FML?

stewpididiot 11

Wednesday 7 April 2010 7:07

Do they play Battleshits ???

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Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 433

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breathes on my neck. Just when I was about to finish, he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck and ear, and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

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Today, my boyfriend kept pressuring me to get it on. I told him I was self-conscious abut my stomach and didn't want him to see it. His response? My double chin doesn't keep him from kissing me. FML

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You deserved it 8 261

Today, I was interacting with someone on a video game, and the topic somehow got switched to mental illness. When I told him about my problems, he was very sympathetic and understanding. A complete stranger cares more about me than my actual family. I'm not sure if I should be happy or crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 199

You deserved it 151

Today, my dad got dressed up in formal clothes, and I asked what the occasion was. He said he had a hot date, which would've been fine if he hadn't told me what was "on the menu", namely "wining, dining, sixty-nining". Thanks for that image. FML

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You deserved it 2 192

Today, I was called to my principal's office over one of my Google searches. What was a the horrid thing I'd searched you may ask? “Can you kill someone with an atomic wedgie?” I was talking about a game named ”Bitlife”. FML.

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Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

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You deserved it 6 636

Today, while doing our Christmas shopping, my sister showed me a product that she really hated. The same one I bought her for Christmas. FML

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