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By poops - 27/01/2010 03:14 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend and her best friend compare the dumps they take to common transportation. They comment about it on each others facebook page. My girlfriend's last one was apparently a 'coach bus'. FML

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By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 18:16 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't really take flute lessons after all. In related news, every time my best friend supposedly drives her to flute lessons, he's actually taking her to his house for a different kind of activity. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 13:34

Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML

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By cpmagnusox - 17/03/2020 08:30

Today, my girlfriend and I are so close that we both describe our poops in detail to each other. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML

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lexuality 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:19

So your gf has a sense of humour? Oh you poor thing your life is ruined. Come on this isn't an fml. :)

anorexicbarbie 8

Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:18

so?

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Burukasai 17

Thursday 13 May 2010 7:47

This isn't an FML, but definitely an unnessesary and nasty discovery. FYDay for finding that out, then get over it.

bittersweet1 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 17:30

that's awesome keep your girlfriend op

KRYPTON1T3 5

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:07

here comes the Titanic!

highflyin86 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 16:50

that's ******* awesome! more girls should be more open about bowel movements and such.

AmandaDestroys 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 22:03

I don't even get what this means?!?!?!?!?!?!?

RadioOctopus 16

Friday 23 December 2011 4:43

that sounds just like me and my best friend haha

DoneItAll 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 16:28

I just finished taking a rocket ship to the moon...

ashleyylove3 22

Sunday 13 October 2013 21:58

So not lady like >.< ugh fyl op go find a classier woman

imabong 7

Friday 23 May 2014 22:53

shit just got serious

Seashells77 25

Tuesday 7 October 2014 9:28

Sweet baby jesus that's funny. I like this girl already.

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