This is NOT an FML. If there is an FML about a significant other and their dumps, perhaps it would go like this. "Today, I had a seizure and went to the hospital for treatment. Before I was ready to go home I decided to use the bathroom. The previous occupant had just left but the putrid smell lingered so bad, I passed out, hit my head and was hospitalized. The previous occupant was my bride to be." Her simile would have been like a fleet of nuclear submarines!!!

Win! It may also be worth noting that "rocket" and "Hershey's chocolate" rhyme. You could have some fun with that one, OP!

Hold on! Here comes the train! ~~~~~~~

thanks for further inflicting their poo-wrath upon us

You should fart in front of her, call it a "moped", and see how she reacts to ha taste of her own medicine. Oh yeah, and get a sense of humor.

How would you describe taco *****?

Dude, who gives a shit? (no pun intended) Everybody poops, grow up.

While I agree everybody poops, not everybody talks about it. I personally prefer, you know, not talking about it.

Okay seriously, this is not gross! This is HILARIOUS! I'm in an all girls beauty school and well we practice on each other, weather its manicures or full bikini waxing so we get to know A LOT about each other, we talk about everything, and with my closest girl, we go take ***** together, turn on the hand dryers to block the sound and you know what? It's HILARIOUS! When she's over at my place and we just ate and she's bloated, she will tell me straight up hey I'm going to take a shit, and I'm like alright! It's not like EWWW OMG YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING NATURAL EWW! COOOOOOOODIES! ahahaha, and okay I know I didn't mention talking about size, flow, consistency, etc, but if we're bored enough or it's good enough to talk about, ******* right we will, grow up people poop is poop stop acting like its a crime to talk about what your poop looked like....

Hey. Grow up and read the book "Everyone Poops". Good day.