By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Jaywin 3

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

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Shihaby 0

That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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sheheartsthings 0

So you are (or WERE, hopefully!) dating a cheater AND an idiot. That sucks.

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mimimi_fml 0

how old is your girlfriend? its the lamest and most childish excuse ever. immature girl

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Scorponok 0

She's a *****. Ditch her at a party.

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CaptainJellyBean 0

#19, fail. If I found out my boyfriend of five years was poking his sword around other women's caves, I'd throw an absolute shit fit. "Oh honey, you know it didn't count. It was only her mouth!"

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tiltwrestler 0

#97, 102, and 107 have it on the money! I'm seeing a perfect combo here: F*ck the shit out of her (and hope she doesn't have an STD), blow your load in her mouth, then tell her that you learned something from her philosophy the other day! Then be like "um i kinda had sex with *name*, but i pulled out so its not cheating, right?" Then rear back and dick-whip her, pimp slap her, say "i dont regret that, so it wasn't physical assault, or anything", spit on her, and walk out of the room. Then when she calls you, ignore her. If she sees you in person, don't get angry around her, just pretend completely that she doesn't exist. Talk to other people while she's trying to get your attention. THAT should teach the hoe!

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MangoPuff 0

Lame excuse, dump her. >.> ...If she's gonna reply with a dumbass excuse like that.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

So make out with and finger a girl, telling her it's not cheating because you neither penetrated her with your **** nor ejaculated.

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

um, that makes it even worse. she cheated on you and it wasnt even good. whats the point? unless she was afraid to break up with you. so basically, shes either a **** or a pussy. damn, you picked a winner. and #32 = best comment ever.

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