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By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Jaywin 3

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

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Shihaby 0

That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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nomadxx7 0

Dump that bitch. Also for #19 and the other about making you fight for her, they are idiots. Cheating is wrong no matter how you cut it. I dont care if you're married or dating and your bf/gf is an asshole, beats you, etc. Get out of the relationship first then hook up with other people. It's really not that hard. And for her to state that it wasn't cheating means she's either dumb or done it in the past. If you're not out of the relationship by now don't go back. If you take her back after this she won't respect you (doesn't if she cheated) and will feel she can get away with it as long as she pulls the right heart strings. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

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tiltwrestler 0

I'd slap the sh*t out of her and then say, "I don't regret that, so it wasn't physical assault, or anything."

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marycjones 0

#84, HAHAHAH I concur. OP - your ex(?) is a bitch. Get rid of her.

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ArmyOfOne 0

#83 Quite indeed. If they cheat, there's very rarely a time when they stop doing it for good. GTFO from there. (to OP)

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fretforyerlatte 0

it's even worse that she didn't get wet. what, so this other guy didn't even turn her on at all and she STILL slept with him? wtf.

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Capo123 0

wow i feel your pain what a dumb ***** she is

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LolCows 0

Wow, some girls are such retarded bitches.. Sleep with her mom and sister and best friend (if she has friends)

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Always4tehlolz 0

#84, ROFL and yea, OP, dump that bitch, 5 years is a long time but if she's using THAT as an excuse, she's too retarded/immature to hang on to. makes me wonder what other lame excuses are gonna come up next "We did it Doggy style so it wasn't really cheating cuz I didn't look at him during" . . .

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babyyx 0

hhahahaahahahahaah

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