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By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
I agree, your life sucks 88 637
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Jaywin 3

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

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Shihaby 0

That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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Pitaace 0

What goes around comes around buddy. Don't worry karma is a bitch and someday she will get cheated on.

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RawrrKai 0

Well, you're lucky. Atleast you found out she's an idiot NOW. Rather than at before your wedding when she asks you what 'vows' are.

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poison29 0

oh, so it was rape? what a psycho girl.

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fool_of_a_took 0

I agree with 74. I'm assuming that you two are no longer together, but if this was someone you saw any kind of future with, which it sounds like, its better to know now. Her values sound like they're either too different from your own, or are too flimbsy to earn trust back.

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LeftHanded_fml 0

#66, best idea.

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iamspartacus2 0

RUN BOY RUN! Ditch her ass, but ask #72 what to do first.

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iamspartacus2 0

And the wise words of #41 might help you feel better.

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greenman_fml 0

If she lied to you about cheating, she's probably lying about getting wet. She probably got so wet a Shamwow couldn't clean up that spill

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