By LuckyLoser9 - 03/11/2011 15:44 - United States

Today, I found out that absentmindedly correcting my boss's use of the word "whom" could result in my immediate termination. FML
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TheNinjaCat 10

Having a Ross Gellar moment were we? See what I did there?

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DocBastard 38

Shit, here come all the "SUE FOR WRONGFUL TERMINATION!" comments.

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perdix 29

Whom would do such a thing? I don't know anyone whom would think that's a good idea. Whomever...

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THE_A_TEEN 27

#18, I tell him all the stuff. In fact, i'm reading your mind righr now, you sure like ****.

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Llama_Face89 33

SUE FOR WRONGFUL TERMINATION!!! Sorry...I couldn't resist...

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Torva_fml 16

Ironically... We posted at the exact same time.... LOL.

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Torva_fml 16

Report him for wrongful termination or something...

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perdix 29

To make it in the real world, you have to know that "The customer's always right." You also have to know that "The boss is even righter."

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FYLDeep 25

Hey, I seem to remember you saying that every time you've been fired your boss did you a favor. Something about opening you up to opportunities to work at better jobs under people who aren't total assholes.

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perdix 29

Yes, but jumping from job to job isn't fun. Also, getting fired ***** up your scheduling. The best way to end a shit job is to get a good one lined up and tell your asshole boss to "Take this job and shove it!"

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bitchslapped22 14

"Life Advice" by Perdix

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afrochik95 5

The boss is always correct. I don't blame you though. Incorrect grammar is not attractive.

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deviable 9

Follow him around correcting his grammar until he files a restraining order. Then get a new job with a smile on your face.

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tfair85 2

Until the new company does a background check and finds that the old boss has a restraining order against you and you get fired again.

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IgotDatCheese 0

Wtf is wrong with your boss?

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badactor009 0

It doesn't matter what is wrong with the boss. Life is not fair. Learn something from the experience and move on.

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peepeeparee 0

What a down to earth boss you have. Since you said *could* I'm assuming your boss just threatened you? Either way... I would have told them to pull the tampon out of their ass and take 500 cc's of chill the hell out.

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every1luvsboners 11

Even when your boss is 100% wrong, he's right. Learn your place and STFU.

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afrochik95 5

hahahah:) that was funny

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