By josh - 19/09/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML
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Zhejan 0

The way this FML is worded, it sounds like the OP is a girl, and she didn't realize a child came out of her ******

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blahblahblah43 0

why would she get pregnant and not tell her own husband?? her husband should be the FIRST person you tell BEFORE telling anyone else!! like, for real!

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Samael_fml 0

Psst... People can get pregnant without being married.

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phuresh2death 0

wtf how could that women go nine months without telling you that the child id yours!?

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kimilei 0

Sometimes people travel. Sometimes people break up and sometimes girls don't know they're pregnant until after a break up. Sometimes people cheat while someone is away or in a relationship before breaking up and an illegitimate pregnancy comes out of it. Why is everyone attacking the OP? We don't even know the full story :

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RPGod 0

Maybe he knew already, but the mother didn't tell him that she was in labor.

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purplegiraffes 0

you ARE the father!

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SeveredSeven 0

That would make so much more sense! 1)How did you not find out? 2) Facebook is taking over our lives

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Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Wow, I totally misunderstood this at first. I thought you took some stupid quiz or something like "when will you have your first kid" and the thing said today, and a little boy. But anyway...now that I read through the comments and I get it, lol, that sucks....

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violentturtle 0

LOL! At first, I thought someone just got into this lady's account to announce she had a baby when, in fact, she did not. This guy could be married and could have left his wife for another woman and then found out from someone else's facebook that his child was just born.

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hi_from_HI 0

This is why guys need to watch where they stick it! You horny ass fools!

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Aly3277 0

It's ******, but I agree with you...even though you said something completely classless. Men need to think about who their sleeping with. Women need to think it through too. If she didn't think he'd make a good father, she shouldn't have slept with him. If he didn't trust her (and she sounds untrustworthy) he shouldn't have slept with her.

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hothotheat_ 13

I know, that's what i thought too! ..until i looked at the gender.

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alex_vik 0

Why weren't you there when your wife had the baby? I'll assume you were working to get the money to support it. Congrats on your new son!

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bizarre_ftw 21

Are you a fundamentalist or something? Ovaries aren't in hibernation until marriage you know

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ithedarkone 0

Damn lol well obviously she didn't want you apart of your sons life. Unless your an asshole that's messed up. Do what you can for your child dude be a dad don't run out on your kid that's all i can tell you man up to your responsibilities even though the mother sounds like a total bitch. The last thing your son needs is a fatherless life... trust me dude

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