By josh - 19/09/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML
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Zhejan 0

The way this FML is worded, it sounds like the OP is a girl, and she didn't realize a child came out of her ******

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Melisaaaa 0

CONGRATULATIONS! If its actually yours. I'd be scheduling a DNA test though though to determine it actually is yours and if it is then be with your child and help out. If not you both can move on with your lives. But that little boy has a right to know who his father is.

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Leprecon 3

Anyone who says he deserved it is an asshole, he wasnt informed by a woman that she was pregnant, and the women could have gotten pregnant even if he wore a condom or took other measures. We dont know the circumstances besides the fact that a woman he had sex with kept this secret for way too long.

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iKaite 0

I thought it was an eBaby. Like it was on facebook. *Frown* Silly facebook.

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godsrightnutsack 0

be happy you have a son, many people do not get that chance.

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michaelcarell 0

ROFLMAO. sounds like u have a lot ahead of u

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nevurrdead 0

josh dude, congrats and sorry. tell kylr i said wats up

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cheese1756 0

Don't worry, you already were buried

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xfmylifexxx 0

see how useful facebook is?

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