By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.

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MyaaBayyBee 6

Try something else like nutella :)

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whatsup215 0

There's no comparison to bacon ... Nuff said

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iiDangerCloseBK 6

Bacon dipped in nutella!

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Keychain_XIII 5

120, I must try this delicacy of which you speak of, and spread the word of it's otherwordly goodness and deliciousness Just not now, cause we don't have any bacon in our fridge

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False_Stupidity 41

-164 No bacon in your fridge?.. that's a tragedy in and of itself. You should write an FML or something.

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asmb100 27

Isn't it against the law or something to not have bacon in the fridge?

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KM96 24

Bacon is nice, but not so that you would die because you couldn't eat it :/

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FMLshark 12

"Nice" is an extreme understatement, 28. Shun the nonbeliever. The word you are looking for is "godly".

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irokyoursox 6

28, bacon is the meat product of the gods

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Eliseopwns 22

God, next thing you know you're allergic to video games. My condolences.

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FMLshark 12

"I'm allergic to video games. The pixels cause my tongue to swell up to the size of a watermelon, and I break out in 8-bit hives."

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Eliseopwns 22

Oh god the horror.

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talloctopus 7

Absolutely terrible!

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theWINDOWmonster 3

That's worse than my friend who's allergic to beer.

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cassi135t 1

There is no point to life without bacon..or tacos.

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A7XCamaro 19

Without tacos, yes. Without bacon, well tacos are way better than bacon.

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Tezoma 28

If I were allergic to bacon, I think I'd still catch myself eating it.

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kelsey_M_Jones 5

Trust me OP you'll still live. Your still alive right? Hehehe

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