By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.

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BaconBoy75 2

Words cannot express the extreme sorrow I feel for you. I'll make you a deal: next time you're craving bacon, let me know and I will eat some for you. That's how much I care.

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brandy1 5

lol BaconBoy. Nice name. Perfect FML for you.

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brandy1 5

OK. This is not a tragedy. Bacon is so overrated. Trust me. I gave up the stuff years ago. And your arteries will definitely thank you. Maybe your not allergic to Bacos, that imitation bacon in a jar.. lol.

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awesomeAlexx0 0

Wow man that's awful hope you can make it

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hewro_failure 11

I am so sorry ... You poor thing... But you have to think what's more important life or bacon?

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deransc 19

Without bacon, there is no life

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Bordo1203 3

That's just terrible. I feel so bad for you OP.

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cheer4everever 0

So? Bacon tastes terrible, and it is SO fatty. I'd say ur lucky.

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deransc 19

93 You eat pieces of shit for breakfast

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