By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 70 545
You deserved it 5 870
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TheFamilyElf 17

I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.

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kroekdog 7

Life is no longer worth living...

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Goldenchest 14

End it. End it now. No one deserves to live a baconless life.

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zandalee 19

Damn! Bacon is one of the seven wonders of the world! Try the fake bacon. I think it's made out of chicken.

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BunchieRules 31

Turkey bacon is pretty good too. But it can never amount to true bacon-y goodness. OP, doesn't that mean you're allergic to any type of pork, like other comments have stated?

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chefkobel 0

Actually that pig is dead if this guy eats it or not . Welcome to the real world

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DocBastard 38

Wow, all you people are over-reacting, telling OP to kill himself. How ridiculous can you get? Seriously, it's not like bacon is really that... Oh who the hell am I kidding? How can you even TRY to live like this? It isn't worth it! END IT ALL RIGHT NOW, YOU POOR, PATHETIC BASTARD! *sobs and runs away*

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DracoSpirita 21

I love you Doc. Not in a stalker way though. Because that would just be creepy.

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alphaskater09 9

If OP comes to your hospital with multiple stab wounds to his chest and he tells you why he tried to end it all, you better help him Finnish what he started. No need to make it look like an accident. People will understand.

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bvq25 8

who doesnt love Doc? OP, this is the truest FML i've seen here yet, i could eat bacon forever

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kaymi 17

I just read an article about a restaurant that made a burger solely from bacon. And now you won't ever get the pleasure from drooling from the excitement of finally tasting it one day. I'm sorry for your loss.

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awagh666 14

I think OP could eat that burger when he's just about to die. Till then hang tough OP.

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JaysFanStu 3

Ummmm...Where might this burger from the Food **** Gods be located? I'm thinking a road trip is in order...

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patrickalamo 47

That lil'piggy is going to the market. This just means I get double bacon for now on.

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zachherbert 10

40- Awww, who's a cute little doggy? You are! You are!

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