By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.

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perdix 29

Is it just the pork product, or does the allergy extend to Kevin as well? If you can't watch "Footloose" or "Flatliners," you might qualify to get a handicapped sticker for your car. Society would pity your misfortune that much.

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legitkitty 11

I don't really like bacon... I know, I'm crazy! I don't like chocolate or eggs either. Bleh

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Senseless_487 29

Not everyone has to like bacon. I don't hate it, but it's definitely not my favorite.

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

Why'd everyone thumb you down? It's not like you were being a dick about not liking bacon >.> I mean, I don't like coffee. No big deal

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zolziski 11

It's the insensitivity of it all, that's why they're getting thumbed down. Telling someone who'd allergic to bacon, but clearly wishes they weren't (for obvious reasons; bacon = DELICIOUS) that it's no big deal, because you don't like bacon is like telling someone with only one leg "It's OK, I don't even like running."

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darcislove 18

but bacon rules the freaking world and i idc cuz i love it!

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Mr_Que_Dijo23 5

Oh poor poor you! You won't be able to taste that sizzleness when it comes off the pan or hear the crunchy bites break in between your teeth!! Man I'm Makin myself hungry! Great now I'm craving bacon! D:

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FMLshark 12

23: 7 is implying that Muslims save thousands of pigs' lives. I guess. No.

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perdix 29

On the plus side, there are a few religions you could join where that would be a real advantage for you. Everyone will think you are so pious, but you are just avoiding a bad reaction.

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sweetmama88 6

What about turkey bacon? Theres alot of different bacon out there that you can try! And if you seriously can't eat bacon , then try bacon bites for a salad and you can try it with different meals .

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awagh666 14

No. Just no. Pig bacon is the ultimate food known to mankind. End of arguement.

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ammarieh 4

Perhaps it is pork in general, but OP is mostly just distraught over never being able to eat meat candy again?

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ammarieh 4

A life without bacon is no life at all. You might as well gorge yourself on bacon and call it a day.

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afropuffjake 9

If he's allergic wouldn't that be more like calling it a life?

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ammarieh 4

I'm so proud of you for understanding my point.

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torbey 23

I hate bacon! and pork and ham and everything made out of pig haha. go on and hate, just my opinion :) although this is clearly a great obstacle in life for OP.

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