By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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You deserved it 5 870
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TheFamilyElf 17

I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.

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botdflove 4

Eat the bacon But keep an eppy pen near by

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FlameFist 7

It doesn't suck because it's a bad show. It sucks because they're making tons of delicious food right in front of your face AND YOU CAN'T TASTE ANY!! RAWR!!!

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Aw that truly is terrible. FYL

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Cigar 11

Meh, pork is really unhealthy anyway. Try turkey bacon?

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mrshutcherson123 3

That sucks ass. Try turkey bacon if ur not allergic to that. FYL. sorry:/

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hollywoodt1ts 15

such a terrible day. and such a terrible thing to be allergic to. try turkey bacon. way better for you and it's actually pretty damn good

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cass85 8

Are you for real? You have either never had real bacon or you have never had turkey bacon. The two are not even comparable. Turkey 'bacon' is fine but it's absolutely nothing like real bacon. It's a ******* sad substitute.

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linkinpark98 23

W-What? Oh my Lord, you poor soul! I feel your sadness from here. :( I couldn't imagine a life without bacon... THE HORROR!!

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