Health: Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate,...

By Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

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Sorry sweaty

By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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By - 21/10/2013 16:57 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my boss's kids. I brought chocolate for them and the youngest said he had never had chocolate and didn't want any. I told him he should always try new things and should eat it. He did. He's allergic. FML

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Proportional response

By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 11:01

Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML

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By Lisaa918 - 10/06/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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Go home

By Anonymous - 12/09/2018 18:30

Today, my mother turned up drunk at my house with a chocolate cake for my 14th birthday. I'm 27, I haven’t seen her in 6 years, I'm allergic to chocolate, and when she saw that I had 2 kids, she wanted to know why I'd bothered, since kids are always "such a disappointment". FML

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By magicmaster19 - 20/06/2019 14:30

Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:04

your childhood was robbed

clancey6 4

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:01

If they were chocolate chip Chips Ahoy cookies.. I understand her reasoning..

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garytg 3

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:10

If she could do that for a cookie. What would she do for a Klondike bar I wander.

garytg 3

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:27

My local cookie factory.

garytg 3

Thursday 30 August 2012 21:47

Make me a sandwich while your at it.

ittsdann 6

Friday 31 August 2012 0:41

Good save 31 haha

lovepandorasaver 11

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:10

I wonder how amazing a cookie would taste if I just discovered it now, well dive in OP and enjoy. I doubt momma is going to get any chocolatey treats any time soon haha.

loserboii 11

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:11

On the bright side there is less sugar in your body? **** that cookies are tasty.

Warden1986 16

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:13

Time to have a chocolate ice cream with hot fudge with brownies in it and chocolate milk. Chocolate dream right there, and tell your mom to piss off.

xBrookiee_Babyyx 0

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:15

i wish my parents had done that to me bc i wouldnt be such a sugarholic now

DocBastard 38

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:18

Hm...my parents always told me I was allergic to money, and that's why they never gave me any. I wonder...

stevenJB 25

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:21

And now your a doctor. :)

Welshite 39

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:23

Well considering that "paper" money is just linen and cotton you should have run around naked (due to your allergy, of course) until they admitted the allergy was false.

verkaderk 9

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:21

Child abuse. It would be a crime for people to vote as a YDI

klx125cross 9

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:26

Parents r such jerks somtimes

HarleyQuinnFox 10

Thursday 30 August 2012 19:32

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 30 August 2012 20:22

Yeah let's rob our kids of their childhood and make them grow up real early! Screw their feelings, destroy their pathetic innocence... Oh sweet Jebus I can't go on with this for so long. Please don't have kids.