By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
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Lilllly_1316 0

& there's "sumthing" called spell-check. :)

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Sorry, OP! That's an unfortunate anomaly. :(

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

As soon as possible is 2 months away? Really it doesn't sound right since u said as soon as possible and apparently that's 2 months away.

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KingDingALing 9

74- I don't think having 3 dicks is a good thing...

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RPattzs_gurl 0

FYL OP. I got my 4 wisdom teeth out this summer and it was horrible! The blood in my mouth tasted so nasty I wanted to throw up! Only the first couple of days are horrible then in 2 weeks you'll be fine.

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zp5 4

77 I agree. you can only ********** with two because you only have two arms! D: that leaves the third one all sad and just sittin there... that would be dick assault!

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cradle6 13

it's not that bad. you'll spend a few days in a daze. I didn't even have any pain due to the painkillers.

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ksm80128 0

I'm doing the same thing. quit complaining it's inevitable.

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lissa922 6

I know ur pain I had ankle surgery over christmas break last year

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joshsgirlfriendd 0

hahaha my wisdom teeth never grew :D and OP's story is totally credible because all sorts of weird stuff can happen with teeth. like when my cousin and I were 9 she had a tooth grow in the middle of the roof of her mouth (like not even near her teeth) and she would show me it and wiggle it but a couple months later she got it removed. ya, weird I know.

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Bedul 0

Exactly the same thing happened to a friend of mine, but instead of removing the teeth, they moved it into the correct place lol

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boatkicker 4

Oh that it weird. I've got 3 extra teeth in my mouth (two extras on top, one extra on the bottom) They're super tight together too. My dentist was giving me a hard time about flossing once, and I tried to explain to him that I simply couldn't get floss between my teeth. He tried and couldn't do it either. I ended up getting a water pick, but my teeth are rather frustrating already. I'm dreading when my wisdom teeth come in. There isn't any room for them in my mouth.

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KlaysonRoque 0

just got all four of mine removed yesterday sucks ass! and I'm in so much pain all I do is sleep! my cheeks are so swollen my boyfriend asked what I had in my mouth hahaha! so all the luck to you!

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aroha999 0

That is nothing compared to what I have to get. This Christmas I have to get jaw surgery. My cheeks will be swollen for half a year and my jaw will be wired shut for six weeks. And I'm supposed to get my driver's license in January.

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bachooka 5

whoa dude... put that shit up as an fml!! that's craz sucky!!

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