By anonymous - 03/12/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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Arkluq 2

He shouldn't have been daft, he should've protected his shaft!

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GreenRupee 0

YTDI. Stop having sex with random idiots.

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startafire 0

So both of you had random sex with some random guy... and neither of you thought to use protection. I'm gonna go with YDI.

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Punderous 0

sounds like this whole thing was a STICKY situation!

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Reality_bites 14

Why the hell would you be happy with your friends sloppy seconds? Or was it her getting your sloppy seconds? Whatever, you might have well just had a threesome with the guy. Gross. Im going to go with YDI cause it appears that neither of you bothered with contraception.

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hubcioo 8

That's what you get for being a sl*t. But I feel sorry for the kids for having stupid and irresponsible mothers. FTL

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