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By confsused - 16/12/2013 17:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

Monday 16 December 2013 22:35

Merry Christmas!

perdix 29

Monday 16 December 2013 22:41

No, your dad is still your dad. Your uncle is your biological father. The man who raises you deserves the honorable title of "Dad" whereas any swinging dick can be a father. To clear things up further, your mom is a *****.

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datguy69s 21

Tuesday 17 December 2013 1:26

I had to think about this one for a minute

Andrew4263 12

Tuesday 17 December 2013 1:29

anyone can be your dad but not everyone can be your father if he raised you for your whole life nothing will change that he is your father.

Jemm_fml 29

Tuesday 17 December 2013 1:34

Joffrey?

Threnody666 19

Tuesday 17 December 2013 3:48

just what I was thinking. OP, is your dad/uncle's name Jaime Lannister by chance?

Waredo_Dyrge 11

Tuesday 17 December 2013 1:40

OP is Buster Bluth.

kingofbako 1

Tuesday 17 December 2013 2:12

I love you for thinking that my arrested development brother

callie06 6

Tuesday 17 December 2013 8:20

It disappoints me that it took til the third page of comments to find an Arrested Development reference. Thank you, 78!

Rag_dollxx 21

Tuesday 17 December 2013 1:45

Do all 3 of you know now or is someone else in for a suprise?

wvcheesehead 13

Tuesday 17 December 2013 2:06

Ops biological father may not even be alive. In many cultures, it is not uncommon for a brother to take his dead brother's widow for a wife. Sounds creepy to us, but it was more of a point of honor for the living brother.

kingofbako 1

Tuesday 17 December 2013 2:08

Hahhaha reminds me of buster in arrested development.

NodakN8V 25

Tuesday 17 December 2013 2:39

Ta-daaaaaa and your family tree goes straight up

toaster8 12

Tuesday 17 December 2013 2:58

I feel for you OP. I found out the same about my dad/uncle but only after my biological father/uncle had passed. I would have liked to have had the chance to get to know him better. I hope you have this opportunity. No matter what, the people who raised you are your parents and deserve your love and forgiveness.

Chiikan 3

Tuesday 17 December 2013 3:11

At least it's not the neighbour that's your father. Or is it that your dad/uncle lives next door?

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