By confsused - 16/12/2013 17:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

Merry Christmas!

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perdix 29

No, your dad is still your dad. Your uncle is your biological father. The man who raises you deserves the honorable title of "Dad" whereas any swinging dick can be a father. To clear things up further, your mom is a *****.

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bleeping 5

And any brothers or sisters are your cousins too!

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Llama_Face89 33

What's with all these people who don't understand how families work? In order for OPs mom to be their sister she OPs maternal grandfather would have to be the father.

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perdix 29

No, your dad is still your dad. Your uncle is your biological father. The man who raises you deserves the honorable title of "Dad" whereas any swinging dick can be a father. To clear things up further, your mom is a *****.

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Mackay92 14

Well i better stop swinging my penis

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Ashamed_Sister 60

I personally no a family where the dad couldn’t have children and they found a sperm donor without going to a sperm bank, maybe a friend or relative, and both dad and mom agreed. It doesn’t necessarily mean that mom is a *****. Maybe they were just desperate to have a child.

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DalyaTheTurtle 6

Sleeping with your husband's/boyfriend's brother qualifies you as a ***** in most cases

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FYsocks 11

What if op's mom had a child with her brother though, that would fit the situation....

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Mackay92 14

@37 Then that would be called incest

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gaelicdarkwater 6

You don't know that she is a *****. Ever hear of sperm donors? My sister's husband is sterile. His brother isn't. They had him donate sperm so that they could still have a child her husband is biologically related to.

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Jelbeztok 17

im pretty sure OP's mom slept with her husbands brother, but the FML doesnt actually say it so it is possible that he was a sperm donor.

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soullyfe 33

The FML doesn't state whether or not the mother is married either.

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gingaa96 18

My only question is where he was related to his 'dad' or mom.. That makes a big difference

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TheAnon1313 28

#20 are you thinking of The Romeo and Juliet Code? Because that was my immediate thought.

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EliGolsdworthy 7

I'm not sure that makes her a ***** just horrible for lying all of these years

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brainymes 30

Well at least your possibly favorite uncle is now your dad, and you no longer have to deal with your former father as much as you used to.

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cbelanger 9

Unless he's that creepy uncle that no one likes...

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martin8337 35

Like Uncle Touchy.

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brainymes 30

Didn't even think of it when I posted it, but yeah. Nice catch.

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SmallTownFella 8

If it make you feel any better, I think my life is also like this, I just haven't been told yet..

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crackpotL 33

At least your mom is not your sister. This is a very slippery slope.

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Fuaaad1994 31

Don't know how brothers can betray each other like that let. Cheating is disgusting altogether.

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