By Meg - 13/06/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
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cthulhu1138 1

Wouldn't it be nice if they invented some sort of way to cover your window to keep people from looking at? Maybe even add an easy way to uncover it if you want the view outside during the day. Oh, wait. They did.

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birds_fml 7

Thank god you caught him! If you had just reported a peeping tom, he just would've gotten sneakier and you wouldn't have known. And, people shouldn't NEED blinds to keep people from looking in their bedroom windows at night! In a perfect world, people would respect others' privacy.

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onepctech 0

If I was your dad I would have beaten the crap out if him and called 911. Police officers can get arrested they are not above the law.

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ExpectationsFail 0

Bullshit! I'm totally calling bullshit. Wait, I think I stepped in something... oh, it's just your bullshit. Bullshit bullshit bullshit. Did I say bullshit?

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Indiana_fml 4

#1, 8: Full ack. #11 "In a perfect world, people would respect others' privacy." In a perfect world, we also wouldn't need cops ;) #10 There are countries where no one draws blinds and where it is a strict part of the culture not to look through any other's windows at all, at no time of the day. However, here in Germany - and I guess in most other industrialized countries too - it is considered impolite but not highly offensive. So if she doesn't draw them at late night until sleeping, then one has to wonder why. We would ask the same question if this FML were submitted by a man complaining about being watched by a woman - bet that people would say "You're asking for it" if the sexes were the other way round? By the way, in German the word for Window blinds is "Jalousie"; the similarity to "Jealousy" is no coincidence, for they were inspired by oriental harems. Maybe she should stop giving peep shows, so that her fan won't have any chance for peeping...

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Blue_Coconuts 7

It's possible there is only one cop in her town, my buddies town is like that. They only have 1 Stop light, and one cop. And the cop doesn't work on weekends (I.E. Everyone speeds on weekends.. Well as much as a town with only 200 people can speed).... But yes, invest in blinds. And if you can prove that he did it, by way of your "trap" then go to another town and report it to their police.

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mishel 0

Is there only one cop because you live in a town with a population of 20? Not really blaming you or anything, but if you had curtains then he probably wouldn't have known which room was yours...

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SirAwesome 0

Use blinds. Every straight man will watch a hot girl or woman through her window if she makes it that easy. Hell, it probably wasn't even the cop everytime. If you don't want want them to see your goods, point up blinds.

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JFox 8

Indiana, I was being sarcastic. It's totally not her fault.

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LetItRock2009 0

wtf is you're problem #9? Sicko. Yeah, definitely buy blinds. But i'd prolly change ROOMS, if at all possible. the freak knows where u sleep!

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RyeBreadBoy 0

Get him on camera peeping at you or something, and tell a different cop. Perhaps go over his head to the police chief. Also, as everyone else said, get some blinds for your windows.

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redbluegreen 40

All the peeping toms come out in the summertime, regardless of their position in society. At least your parents know and you've caught him. There has to be a superior to him, so report it.

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