By moe - 27/05/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 730
You deserved it 7 729

Same thing different taste

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It's a shame OP didn't lettuce know how it actually feels.

Well at least the person doing the slapping was thinking healthy. ;)

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why did you get slapped in the face and by whom.

more imporantly, was it romaine or iceberg?

yeah, lettuce sucks. personally i go in more for a nice juicy fish or steak, something a bit less weedy, but i suppose it's a matter of preference...

Well it's about time. Getting slapped in the face with a lettuce has been my favorite hobby for quite some time now.

lilmisslovely13 15

lol the way you worded that made me laugh

today, I caught the person I'm training lounging and eating cake when they were supposed to be excersing, so I slapped them in the face with lettuce.

I didn't know lettuce could slap people... o_0

CateXOX 0

That gave me nightmares...