By kareed3 - 19/07/2009 16:43 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got a letter in the mail about my periodic health assessment for active duty Soldiers. I came back positive for two curable STD's that are extremely common on Fort Polk. I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks 79 548
You deserved it 4 093

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Ligerie 0

Being a military wife I know most of the women that surround me are ******.....

fretforyerlatte 0

guess the cat's out of the bag?

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whitehawkcc 0

how do we know its not one you can get from a tolit seat?

The only one you can get from a toilet seat is Trichomoniasis. So if he has two, at least one is from sexual contact?

whitehawkcc 0

i thought there were a few

#29 an #30 ... you guys are idiots .... men cant get ANY std's from sitting on toilet seats

whitehawkcc 0

i didnt say him i was sayin her get it than give to him

Doesn't matter, women can't get STI's (STD's is an incorrect term now) from toilet seats either.

ticklemeemo 0

Don't doubt the power of the ass acne, or the anus splashback.

You can get anything from a toilet seat. You'd just REALLY have to rub your parts all over it after someone infected person did...yeah. So we know what NOT to do with a public toilet seat now don't we?

you can't get an std/sti from sitting on a toilet seat. however, you can get trichomonosias from sharing towels. although it is very uncommon. it is common to get an std/Sti from sexual contact. hence the sexually part in std.

that sucks :( at least they're curable.

Kill the cheating bitch. Smother the ***** to death with your pillow and then shit in her mouth.

Well, I work in sexual health, they tell us only trich has been proven to be communicable by toilet seat. And #35, you're clearly an idiot for thinking that.

Actually she's right, you cannot get trich from a toilet seat. That you can is outdated and wrong information.

noonecaresurfat 0

since they're so common on fort Polk ( which is where your stationed I'm assuming ) she probably got them from one of your fellow soldiers.

onlycusimbored 0

So that's what you soldiers do in the army...

Glad they are curable, but you need to have a long talk with your wife. Cheating on you is unacceptable

xXmoses_rocksXx 0

Dump her ass. Cheaters are assholes who shouldn't allowed to love.

Dump? I say jump her in the night and then beat the living shit out of her. Leave her bleeding and broken, unable to move.

Dump? I say jump her in the night and then beat the living shit out of her. Leave her bleeding and broken, unable to move.

I'm just gonna keep replying to piss you wusses off. Dump? I say jump her in the night and then beat the living shit out of her. Leave her bleeding and broken, unable to move.

kcslgvr 11

hmmmm....we are wusses because we don't believe in battering women... sorry not all of us are "man" enough to want to kill people. she may be an absolute ***** but that doesn't mean that she deserves to die. she will suffer enough once she's in divorce court and loses every penny for cheating.

No, she deserves to die. It's pretty simple, really. She's nothing but a whorebag piece of meat and deserves nothing more than a full clip being emptied into her face.

brilliantbarbie 0

mmm midwestjerk suits you well... Im also assuming your a gun carrying, woman beating, beer drinking, confederate flag waving, no job having, redneck. How were we all lucky enough for u to get on FML???

Actually, I'm pretty much a whacko liberal. People who cheat, though - men or women - deserve to be executed.

Also, I don't own a gun, never voted Republican, and have a good job. People who cheat disgust me and are one of the few things that send my contempt and hostility through the roof. They are sub-human, little better than thieves or rapists, and the world would be better if they were killed.

brilliantbarbie 0

Well that leaves you as a drunken woman beater, which I think is worse than a cheater. I work in the legal field, and apparently you have a skewed view on what kinds of criminals there are out there. Cheating is morally wrong, nothing legal to do with it unless its in a prenup to a marriage...noone gets arrested for cheating on their boyfriend now do they? Not for nothing, saying a cheater is as bad as a murder, thief, etc is a very strong assertation. I don't know about you, but I have problems with Grown men who have 6 year old daughters and step daughters who have to tell their Moms "daddy puts his pee pee in my mouth/tushy" For you to even believe cheating is even remotely near that level is absurd. All I can say is sorry your ex biddie cheated on you... for you to feel that people who cheat should be sitting next to The "son of Sam" or people like Ted Bundy in prison. Im a liberal, and you offend me to no end...people with the same mindset can't even realate to you, maybe you should hit up the republicans, you and Sarah Palin can arrest all the "moral sinners" with our tax dollars... u know the people out having sex before their married, and those cheating on the ones that are having sex before they're married. Woot woot, we'd be putting the criminals away then, boy!!!

Actually, I'm fine with premarital sex and all that. Doesn't bother me. As for that stupid **** from Alaska? I hope she gets mauled by a polar bear. She disgraced this country almost as much as that monkey-faced asshole Bush did, but in far less time.

brilliantbarbie 0

again, I think you should hit her up.... theres plenty of us on here that wouldnt mind finding out u got mauled by a polar bear as well. You call yourself a liberal but obviously don't have any idea what you stand for, and just enjoy being the center of controversy on this site. Im sorry you have nothing better to do with your time. "Id love to stay and chat, but your a total bitch"

rabidbacon 0

I would do her mom and send her the video, but thats just me.