Health: Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids....

By irony - 16/08/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 07:54

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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By AHHH_REPTAR - 23/06/2016 04:54 - United States - Spearfish

Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 17:11 - Germany

Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML

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By twnty1 - 31/05/2010 15:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML

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By Ian Artis - 12/07/2012 18:28 - United States

Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML

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By Moon_Glade - 03/06/2017 16:00

Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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By caitywebbkid - 11/12/2016 15:56 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML

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Shock98 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:31

oh the irony. i highly doubt your life is ****** though...

Endymion_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:27

Ouch. Hope it wasn't big enough to need one of them.

Comments

Glam_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:39

Ha! That's hilarious.

turtlellama 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:43

Haha, it's not an FML but it's pretty hilarious....

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:47

YDI for eating kittens.

Link5794 18

Tuesday 28 December 2010 5:53

wtf

LifeSuckz0415 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 18:15

WTF is wrong with you, freak??!

unfortunatelee 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 17:05

Well, at least you had a bandaid ready.

prettykitty123 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 17:06

Its just a papercut

rayofsunshiinee 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 17:06

its not an fml! you have a box of band aids right there at your disposal!!

WoolyWhoop 7

Sunday 16 August 2009 17:08

Oh no, is your life really ****** now? Stupid FML's. I've seen real FML's that get turned down all the time, much better ones than this. If it isn't about getting dumped on Facebook or coming home early to find your spouse in bed with another person, it's stupid FML's like this.