By anoynomous - 02/02/2010 05:47 - France

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
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kayvan 8

That ticket won't stand up in court, especially with the arresting officer's relationship to your ex. Fight it!

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cucuto89 0

you should do her and break her heart again

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Ozziefml 0

*daughter. and yeah they can get you for 1 over

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tycubs 0

u prob know this because your part of the police organization, speach police division. TERD

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DarthFurby 0

Maybe you should go finish third grade before you keep posting. Thanks.

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RequiemCube 0

Oh tycubs... *facepalm* There's just so much wrong with that, it makes me want to support abortion through the 103rd trimester.

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Bullshot 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! XD made my day!

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hachbee 0

lol WTF u get done for going 1 km/ h over limit? man that officer is sad for doing this because u broke his daughter heart lol

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Tahsis 4

You still technically broke the law...

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BlueTwist89 0

He did not (necessarily) break the law. Scroll up!! People posted about the radar guns needing to be recalibrated. I don't think these guns are calibrated down to 1mph. It's possible he wasn't speeding at all.

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anjyu22 0

While this is totally FYL and something you can (and probably should) fight, as a recent heartbroken ex myself I find it hilarious.

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Phil_McCracken 0

13: Actually, they can get you for anything over 5mph over the limit. Most don't consider that a big deal, so normally they won't until around 10 over. OP, you need to fight this. You can easily get that overturned.

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