By anoynomous - 02/02/2010 05:47 - France

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
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kayvan 8

That ticket won't stand up in court, especially with the arresting officer's relationship to your ex. Fight it!

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cucuto89 0

you should do her and break her heart again

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bethosu77 0

you can get that disputed! any court will remove it! you can say there was a small hill and you were going down it. trust me u won't have to pay it.

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OnTheSaneSide 0

Ok forgive caps but I think this might really help you and this will increase chance of seeing it: ***JUST GO TO COURT AND SAY YOUR SPEEDOMETER SAID YOU WERE GOING 30 EXACTLY!!!*** The judge will NOT care about 1 more MPH, since it is a very trivial difference and a speedometer's needle is very unprecise. It will look worse on the cop then if they decide to show up

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Mikearam 0

hahahhahahahahaha just goes to show you how much a little power can corrupt the simplest people such as cops. that sucks man

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ashleynonymous 0

take it to court. the judge will laugh in the cop's face.

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lucky_mcenroe 0

dude i smell bullshit on this. i think your just pissed she moved on

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TotchiNeko 0

what state do you live in? because my drivers handbook says you can do 5 mph over the speed during the day time.

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itsme3623 6

This. You can get pulled over for going just 1 over, but you can't get a ticket for under 5. I'm friends with a cop and ask him stuff like this all the time. Either this is a complete lie, or the cop that pulled you over is in big trouble.

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DarkJoy_fml 5

I had a friend get a ticket for going two over it is definitely possible and I doubt that the cop would get in trouble. However, this would easily get dismissed in court. You just need to fight it.

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hedgehogs 0

You're going to fight this, right? You can go 5mph over the speed limit in California, and I work around police who say they don't bother stopping people until it's 10mph or blatantly dangerous under a given set of circumstances.

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julkargs 0

WTF that is so gay in Ontario we can go like 10-15 over and not get a ticket.. ex's are the worst

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dontgiveacrap 0

Here's a thought, the OP really was speeding say 40 in a 30 and the cop actually cut him a break by saying he was only 1 over the limit rather than 10.

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mandifer327 0

True, and here's another thought: what if there was really bad weather? If it's raining so bad that you can't even see 2 ft in front of you, then the cop can give you a ticket for even going the speed limit.

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