Miscellaneous: Today, I got back from a service trip to Kenya, where I had no...

By APRRECIATION - 24/05/2009 06:46 - Canada

Today, I got back from a service trip to Kenya, where I had no running water or electricity. I encouraged my friends to go green and help raise awareness by conserving as much electricity as possible. I return home to find that all my lights have been on for 2 weeks. FML

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By Samuel - 21/05/2010 19:12 - Canada

Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML

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By LightsOut - 03/05/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, I finished working a 70 hour work week. I'm a lineman for the electric company, and worked extended hours all week getting people's lights back on after a wind storm. When I got home, my power was out. FML

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By Pandy1031 - 09/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Crofton

Today, as I was shampooing my hair in the shower, the power went out. Since my house has well water, no power means no water. FML

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By FUCKING POWER - 02/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Wixom

Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML

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By idiot bro - 06/07/2014 18:04 - United States - Brunswick

Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML

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By James - 08/02/2016 22:55 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, the power in my village went out. This caused the back-up battery powered alarm to go off. Nobody in the house even knew our alarm worked, let alone how to make it stop. It's been going off for over an hour now. FML

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By TooFlamingHot - 14/01/2016 02:08 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I arrived at the kennels I work in to find the power disconnected and the water pump off. This meant I had to bucket water and carry it to keep over sixty assorted dogs and cats alive in temperatures over 90 degrees. The moment I finished, the power came back on. FML

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By lifedamntough - 28/06/2009 11:49 - Singapore

Today, I took a shower after I finished typing an important essay I've been working on for days. My computer illiterate mum shut the computer down when I was gone, without saving a thing. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for "wasting electricity". FML

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By Jograd - 25/09/2012 17:13 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML

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By Entity303 - 14/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I'm staying in a hotel. The power went out while I was having a shower. So I waited for it to come back on, until an announcement came over the fire alarm, "Due to generating failure, the power will be off for the rest of the night. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused, and have a good night." FML

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noshitsherlock 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:00

WTF you deserve it. Why didn't you check before you left?

alisalei 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:01

ydi definitely. i'm sick of all this "go green" jawn, you guys are all hypocrites.

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Manda777 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:43

hahaha lmao here... i hope you didnt leave during the night or early in the morning, cuz wouldnt it be just a little obvious? but yea i guess stuff like this happens to everyone

happygoluckyhh 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:44

It's ok...we all make mistakes. This is to #2: Wow... I'm 12 and I saw that you wrote "AN smart sammy." It's supposed to be "A smart sammy." I guess you're one, too.

aback 4

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:45

See-? It all balances out! :D

HeyyyBrahhh 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:50

Tsk, tsk.

123_asdfghjkl 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:57

Well, that just makes you a huge jackass.

myrddraal_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:59

Ah well lights use a negligible amount of electricity anyway so don't worry about it. leaving hot water going would have been a real bitch.

runyoufool 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:08

thataway to show the africans!

peacelovepeaches 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:09

>>thataway to show the africans! >>#28 - 05/24/2009 at 11:08am by runyoufool >>Report abuseall excuse me? im from africa. & u lot sitting on ur PCs consuming the world's resources: GO GREEN! .peace.

TigressUK 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:11

#15 - "I'll "go green" as soon as you're the one paying my bills." You haven't quite thought about this have you? If you switch off your lights, use less electricity etc, you will be doing yourself a favour because you will be SAVING YOURSELF MONEY.