By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
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Michaelgee 2

I guess you can you say your fashion sense is certainly "cutting edge" Sincerely, Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.

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hannah1203 2

Rabbi's don't get paid to do circumcisions, but they do keep the tips...

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Michaelgee 2

I guess you can you say your fashion sense is certainly "cutting edge" Sincerely, Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.

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ilovenoah 0

omg!!! you're frikin awesome man!!!

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DoubtedSeeker 0

oh your punny hahaha I can do this too XD

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Blake4477 0

287) Obviously you can't because his was funny, and yours was just a waste of a comment! No offense(:

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iLikeBoyes22 0

fashion sense? lol so he wears his dick out

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txtrphyhnter 0

some times people lie a little to much

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dreamering 16

That's what happen when you don't use underwear

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dreamering 16

I can imagine you never had a bonner out of the bed

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BlueShai 0

just like in there's something about mary! hahahaha hope you're okay :)

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LittlexSparrow 0

love that movie. lol

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TabzTheLoserKidd 4

you weren't already circumcised? hmmm well that sounds very very painful!

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jakel121 0

Is it just me, or does Tabz's picture look really slutty?

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TabzTheLoserKidd 4

it's a Twinkie... I'm not sure how a Twinkie makes me look slutty but okayy

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xcarxcrashx 9

Oh this just makes me think about that scene from 'Something about Mary'... eeeeek!

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mfmylifesrsly 29

YDI for not getting circumcised ahead of time, the Lord commands it! Trollolololol

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lofty1012 3

it's his parents' fault, not his. he didn't get to choose.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

I'm guessing you didn't get the last word I put

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RyanMacVey 17

im not circumsized :o ...is that bad???

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RyanMacVey 17

...ohh i get it... coz i dont have a penis.... wow aint you just sucha funny boy

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jorrrdddinnn 1

at least girls will want to have sex with you now.

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jdeshnerx3 0

my ex wasn't circumcised it feels way better!!

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mfmylifesrsly 29

23 - wow really? many guys who arnt circumcised have sex, and as far as I'm aware, besides in America and maybe a couple other countries, NOT being circumcised is the norm. So shut your shallow ass up. I'd also like to nose I prefer circumcised, but I'm not a bitch about it like 23

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MuchDance90s 0

cultural ignorance is awesome go check some stats sweetie

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ivan_m25 0

that's messes up.

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TabzTheLoserKidd 4

dear haters, please shut up! her comment was funny! y'all however, are extremely annoying and should go do something more productive with your lives.

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trimmerr 1

Wtf. All the chicks seem to be PMS 'ing at the same time.

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TabzTheLoserKidd 4

don't just assume we're all on out periods. I don't know about them, but I'm not.

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gabidessie2012 0

your a bitch

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TabzTheLoserKidd 4

who's a bitch? oh and it's spelled "you're" :)

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TabzTheLoserKidd 4

hahaha you're really on your period? an uhmm yes. I say "y'all" cause I'm from the south where as the northerners say things like "yous guys..."

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Shadow4i5 3

don't worry Tabz

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Shadow4i5 3

the red head is hurt anyways so idk how'd she wuld kno

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TabzTheLoserKidd 4

hahah are you a southerner like me?

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Blake4477 0

I'm from the south too!(:

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Blake4477 0

174) I was wondering has anyone ever told you that you look like Jack Black? Just a random question(:

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ILoveTabz 0

southerners are the best!

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iLikeBoyes22 0

like eat a Twinkie?

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