Love: Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl... - FML

By foreveralone - 01/12/2014 14:37 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2023 00:00 - Canada - Mont-Saint-Hilaire

Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML

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By this guy - 21/11/2013 05:27 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML

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By jon - 26/02/2024 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML

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By JustAFool - 31/10/2023 05:56

Today, I got my heart torn into a million pieces by a girl once again. Four times in a row. I went to hit up the girl I stupidly friendzoned many times. She's lost weight, is married, and is pregnant with their first child. FML

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You can't handle the truth!

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 00:00

Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML

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In the zone

By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 20:05

Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML

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Astrology is bullshit, get better friends

By Anonymous - 19/10/2019 14:00

Today, my friend reminded me that I have been on a ton of dates lately, but couldn't get a girlfriend because I thought something was off with them all. He also reminded me that I have dated every zodiac sign, meaning I'm out of options. FML

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By drop dead single - 22/11/2014 13:44 - United States

Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept trying to touch me up. When I said he was moving too fast, he sighed and soon left. Just minutes later, he posted on Facebook saying "Just got friendzoned -_-". One of his friends commented: "I hate bitches, man." FML

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By LonelyOtter - 11/12/2018 14:00

Today, one of my female friends decided she wants a relationship with my ex. I told her I was fine with it because we've been apart for years and have been friends ever since. She then made him chose between being friends with me and having her as a girlfriend. I just lost two of my few friends. FML

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askullnamedbilly 33

Monday 1 December 2014 18:37

Rejected. The word you're looking for is rejected, and it's probably due to the fact that women are so interchangeable to you that you asked out three of them in just one day.

DarkArbiter5555 10

Monday 1 December 2014 18:32

Is everyone ignoring the fact that he asked out 3 girls in one day?

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Viking_Jewel 7

Monday 1 December 2014 21:00

This stinks of male entitlement.

LeBandit 20

Monday 1 December 2014 21:01

three women...a triangle has three sides......illuminati confirmed

Undecidedlime 6

Monday 1 December 2014 21:05

who's the common denominator?

DenBriZel 31

Monday 1 December 2014 21:06

Did you ask them all out around the same time as the other ones? Because that's highly unattractive and could be the reason for them turning you down.

never_three 21

Monday 1 December 2014 21:17

Why are so many "better luck next time" posts getting so many negative votes...?

capnbzarr 43

Tuesday 2 December 2014 5:47

Protip: Try reading the upvoted replies to the downvoted comments you're asking about.

Dilexar 26

Friday 24 June 2016 6:21

I find this upvoted reply to a downvoted comment highly ironic and amusing.

Joestarry 8

Monday 1 December 2014 21:42

Not the friendzone so sad ;~;7 ?

limabeans101029 20

Monday 1 December 2014 22:12

"I got friendzoned by three different women". No, you got *rejected* by three different women. If I knew that the person asking me out had also asked two other women out on the same day, I highly doubt I'd say yes either.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 1 December 2014 22:17

The word friendzone is annoying, girls are not entitled to say yes.

JskTheFork 14

Monday 1 December 2014 22:23

"Friend-ly foursome"

chikinscratch00 8

Monday 1 December 2014 22:26

Sorry bro. That's hella funny though

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