By foreveralone - 01/12/2014 14:37 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33

Rejected. The word you're looking for is rejected, and it's probably due to the fact that women are so interchangeable to you that you asked out three of them in just one day.

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DarkArbiter5555 10

Is everyone ignoring the fact that he asked out 3 girls in one day?

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RobinGoodfellow 47

"Friendzoned." Let's face it, pal, you don't even respect women enough to solely ask out the ones you have feelings for.

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Blueeyes0106 11

Why'd you ask out 3 girls in one day? Maybe that's why you got friendzoned. Slow down, if she's the right one, you'll know. :)

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styleherder 4

I commend you on your courage to ask out three girls in one day. Girls can be tough but I know you will find some one you just haven't met them yet.

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limabeans101029 20

It's really not a good idea to ask three girls out in one day. If someone asked me out and I knew they'd already asked two other women out on that very same day, it's very likely I'd say no

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Sathane 21

Lol. It's exactly guys like you that get "friend zoned" and actually believe something like a "friend zone" exists. Maybe those girls didn't like the fact that they were apparently in a pool of choices you had set out to pick from, on the sane day. There's an up side though. All three of them will have a good laugh at the level of pathetic you've reached. It's obvious you're just desperate for someone to grope. Next time wait at least a day before moving to the next item on your menu.

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GetaVe 11

Maybe they simply don't like you. Heaven forbid women simply don't want a relationship with a guy.

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sarahmaxine 19

FML: Why is it that its only on this darn app that people are disliking comments that are not even worth disliking? You all are so butthurt.... Just wait, this will be disliked, and then flagged....

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MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

Maybe you should learn how to respect women before you want to be in a relationship with one.

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Garnetshaddow 30

I don't date. My luck has been terrible. (I swear next time I'll end up with a serial killer...) So, on the rare occasion a guy asks me out... I tell them that I don't date but I always welcome new friends. I suppose this makes me a "friendzoning bitch." But if they don't like me enough to hang out as friends... it was doomed from the start.

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aliciabaird1269 11

I don't say this often but.... Maybe you deserved it for going after three chicks in one day.

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