By foreveralone - 01/12/2014 14:37 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33

Rejected. The word you're looking for is rejected, and it's probably due to the fact that women are so interchangeable to you that you asked out three of them in just one day.

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DarkArbiter5555 10

Is everyone ignoring the fact that he asked out 3 girls in one day?

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Llama_Face89 33

Bitch bitchbitch bitch bitch. Maybe they're not into all the whining?

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marleypuckpuck 22

YDI since you're using the term "friendzone". lol

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ordon 14

You weren't friendzoned. I doubt any of them want to be your friend. Especially since they probably meant nothing to you if you asked all three of them out in one day.

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cjwayy 22

Suck it up. The "friendzone" is bullshit. They aren't obligated to date you.

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iseebearbears 27

I voted YDI because you couldn't have really liked any one of the three if you were okay with asking all of them out, one after another.

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CaitiieBuggs 23

I agree! But I accidentally hit the life sucks button first :/

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allplayedout 20

Women are people. People aren't going to be interested in you if you reek of desperation and treat them like interchangeable ornaments or security blankets for your loneliness. All this post says is that you don't understand sentence #1 of this comment.

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Tegz0rz 12

Oh no. Not just friends! What will you do with them now that you can't **** them?! Absolutely terrible! (YDI)

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silvercamaro 22

I'm sure that's what went through his head the first two times

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wintyrbunny 11

Women are not simply objects you can go through and foolishly expect to win like that. No one is going to want to say yes to a guy that desperate.. If a girl says yes to a guy who asks out any random girl (especially three at the same time) it ends up making her look even more desperate than the guy who is practically begging for dates. Get some sense and realize females have minds and souls.

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