Animals: Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home... - FML

By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 06:17 - United States - Oakland

Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML

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Who's a good boy? Not you.

By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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kingston52 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:13

you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy

lufctrivium 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:12

**** the Cats Life really though.

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Kpage1508 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:27

YOU TOTALLY DESERVE THAT.. WHO KEEPS A DEAD CAT?!??! WHAT YOU WALK BY THE COUCH EVERY MORNIN AND SAY GOOD MORNING SCRUFFLES HAHAHAH

audax 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:35

Wait, so all these comments, and no one makes a reference about her being a crazy cat lady?

null_fml 11

Monday 27 July 2009 11:41

Holy SHIT you're right! How did that happen?

bara_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:36

...? you stuffed your cat? enough said right there... the fml is not that your dog ate it... it is the fact that you stuffed your dead cat and posted a comment about it... fyl you sick and twisted pack rat.

yourstruly3465 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:39

Why must we all be hateful? Has no one really seen a stuffed animal? Plenty of people stuff animals when the hunt them. So she stuffed her cat? Big deal. Everyone needs to really stop commenting on how sick she is and focus one the fact her dog just chewed up a couple hundred dollar taxidermy job.

christie91 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:41

Humans were given charge over the animals therefore humans > animals. read Genesis in the Bible.

bexox 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:51

Seeing that not everyone is Christian or Jewish, you can't use that as evidence on a site like this. Nice try though.

XOfiestypixie 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:08

Also, The Bible was written by humans, therefore they WOULD write that to make themselves feel all mighty and powerful. P.S. the only reason why we can speak (this is at a comment waaaayyy above, I forget which number) and our pets can't is because through evolution our voice boxes dropped down our larynx; it's also the reason why we can swallow things the wrong way and other animals can't ;)

rushofbluecrush 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:42

Everyone....this is NOT a laughing matter. I know EXACTLY how the OP feels...i had my grandmother stuffed and my dog went after her..it was awful...

bara_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:32

LMFAO @ 183... STUFFED GRANDMOTHER!

JanisEvans 10

Monday 27 July 2009 15:31

You're my chosen god of the day.

Carl22_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:49

Grandmother?????? Stuffed?????

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:52

You're disgusting why the **** would you stuff your dead cat?????? That's really disturbing

TItan160 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:53

cats suck

celiaeatsballz 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:01

I'm sorry everyone is making fun of you. I can relate to you. If you have animals you love them like you're own blood. I'm sorry about what happened.

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