Health: Today, I got my medical checkup back. Apparently, I'm diagnosed...

By esk - 18/05/2009 08:48 - China

Today, I got my medical checkup back. Apparently, I'm diagnosed with a liver condition generally found in alcoholics. I've never drank in my life. FML

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By Océane Léana K - 01/09/2017 01:29

Today, after coming back from a trip to Africa where I got malaria, I went to the hospital for some blood tests. The doctor said, "Good news! You never had malaria! But they put you through a lot of dangerous treatments and now your liver has an anomaly." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 20:00

Today, I found out why I get so red all over at parties. Turns out I'm allergic to alcohol. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 16:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 10/02/2022 18:00

Today, my physician, a known drunk himself, told me I was drinking too much and I should quit before my kidneys decide to divorce me and take the house and car with them. FML

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By blah - 19/01/2016 20:53 - United States - Frisco

Today, I found out my father didn't have a rare brain disease, and that he was just an alcoholic. I've been taking care of him every time his "brain disease" acts up, for 2 years. FML

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Cute trick, asshole

By newly single teetotaler - 23/10/2020 23:01

Today, the guy I've been seeing decided to "test the theory" that I can't drink alcohol due to a liver condition by mixing some into my drinks. He then complained that my ceaseless vomiting made his bathroom smell bad, and only took me to hospital when I started having a seizure. FML

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Baseless accusation!

By Nasturtium - 04/09/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I threw up due to food poisoning. Despite my fever and pain, my wife is completely convinced it was from secretly drinking, and I am now "PERMANENTLY FORBIDDEN" from drinking anything alcoholic. FML

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Get a second opinion

By Anonymous - 14/09/2022 11:30 - Lithuania

Today, I went to see a doctor due to some gastric distress I have. I came out with directions to buy a blood pressure monitor, I'm prohibited from doing sports, and have a possible diagnosis of arterial hypertension which I am way too young to have. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2016 10:48

Today, I finally went to the doctor for a condition I've had all my life. Turns out it was easily cured with a simple pill. I peed in my pants everyday for 27 years for nothing. FML

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By ApparentDrugAddict - 08/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

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BlondePsycho 43

Monday 18 May 2009 20:26

You can get liver problems if you mess around with pills. Same thing happened to my grandpa. Only one in my family who didn't drink a day in his life, but his doctors over-medicated him for a heart condition and he died from liver failure. I'd check any drugs you've been taking.

fatfaceunited 0

Monday 18 May 2009 20:20

well now is the time to start!!!

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wtfman1 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:47

maybe it's from all the bad grammar you use. never drank...... TERRIBLE! jaundice?

frost452 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:56

I'm sorry... My grandmother had the same thing. That entire half of my family is alcholic except for her but she is the only one who got liver disease... it sucks and is darkly ironic. I wish you the best of luck

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:11

#71: wtf are you talking about?!

guy451 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:31

Look into Candida Albicans. It's a "yeast" type infection that can grow out of control by taking too many anti-biotics. It's cureable, but unmonitored it leads to systematic problems.....all of which are also reversable!

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:40

You could have inherited it somehow? I actually have no idea, but that's the only thing that comes to mind... That sucks though...

CLW_fml 9

Tuesday 19 May 2009 2:57

#42 totalbadass, you should be totaldumbass. And everyone assuming he's fat or he's taking pills, you're retarded.

jasax1 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 3:00

Wow, I seriously think people hit the YDI button just to be a royal prick. Speeding and getting a ticket is a YDI. Getting a liver disease and being an alcoholic is a YDI. Getting a liver disease when you have never even had a drink? FYL.