By pimpslaprequired - 04/08/2012 01:52 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML
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makaramiracles 18

D'aww. 99.3% of my generation sucks, sorry OP.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Should've told her to go **** herself. And then you should've shoved the phone up her ass. :P Yeah she's young, I guess, but that doesn't give her the right to treat you like shit. If they don't get taught a lesson, they won't learn.

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YourAddictionx 9

I'm a Justin Bieber fan but I'm definitely not disrespectful like her. Don't judge a whole group of people based on some peoples actions... I will admit, some of us are very very crazy, but not all.

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mhopper 13

I would have taken her cellphone and smashed it!

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Right there with ya. I would've taken that cell phone and thrown it down to the first floor. Bitch, please.

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Ch0sen 13

Sure, it's a great plan and probably one of the first things any of us would want to do - until you find yourself forced by the long dick of the law to replace it out of your own pocket. Few other things scream "**** my life" more than forking out multiple Benjamins for something she's going to use to shit-talk you even more with.

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windycityassasin 6

I don't know, you're a complete stranger to her with no way of her tracking you down save for mall cameras. As long as the elevator has no cameras and you play it smart, you can get away with it.

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IndigoFuckYou 9

This is exactly what I would do. And then I'd spend the rest of the elevator ride lecturing her on manners. It wouldn't be so hard to get away with.

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mtrrace 4

Makes you wonder what her parents are like

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mrz1177 11

Screw her, what the **** does she know??

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Ch0sen 13

No, no, please don't screw her, those genes are better off unreplicated outside of her body.

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WearingHats 14

Apparently she knows what a pregnant sperm whale looks like.

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senor_awesome 14

She knows everything, apparently. Just like everyone else her age...

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mrz1177 11

I'd have shoved that phone up her ass and been like "give birth to that bitch"!

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mikeofthunder 13

She clearly hasn't seen Driver - nasty stuff can happen in an elevator

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revieced 13

since he could get in trouble for hitting a young girl, i think the best solution would be to get closer to her, look her in the eyes and spit on her fkin face :D lmao

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ManInTheMachine 19

If you'd done what was very obviously necessary, your username would be 'pimpslapaquired'. And we'd all be watching a viral video of two teenage girls duking it out in a crowded mall.

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suchaprettygirl 4

While your pimp slap comment was very funny, the part about the video is false. The op is a guy and we don't have a clue about age.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

You're making it sound like OP was the one who acquired a pimp slap.

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ManInTheMachine 19

35-Oh shit, my mistake. :) There I go speculating again. 85-Take it how you will.

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Llama_Face89 33

35- well he acted like a girl in that elevator. No balls.

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poppysoda 4

It's kids like these that need to be spanked.

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Ch0sen 13

There's a point at which spanking is horribly inadequate. Let's try baseball bat, shall we?

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awagh666 14

You should've tripped the little runt on her way out and laughed your ass off.

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Altie 13

You should stand up for yourself, if you don't, nobody will.

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